I'm having a bit of issue here... they have the internet, right? Just find a friendly brony. Done. End of story. And if the homeless girl who has roots to NOTHING but the little gray pony doesn't go with her...
No don't leave your little pipsqueak!
Aww, Derpy, don't cry. If it helps, they never gave a shit about you anyway!
Derpy? Wat r u doin? Derpy! Stahp!!
no derpy! Not the forest ;-;
But derpy there are bears in the forest... >.<